Entities mentioned:
- Peter Thiel: Power, Influence, Greed
- Donald Trump: Control, Power, Fear
- Palantir: Influence, Control, Greed

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 30/100
Bias Rating: 35/100 (Lean Left)
Sentiment Score: 25/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 75/100 (Authoritarian Tendencies)

Bias Analysis:
The article leans left, critiquing right-wing figures and policies. It uses satire to mock and criticize conservative approaches to immigration and surveillance, indicating a left-leaning bias in its portrayal of these issues.

Key metric: Civil Liberties and Privacy Protection

As a social scientist, I analyze that this satirical article highlights concerns about potential misuse of technology for surveillance and discrimination. It suggests a hypothetical scenario where powerful tech companies collaborate with government officials to categorize and potentially target citizens based on ethnicity. This raises significant ethical questions about data privacy, civil liberties, and the concentration of power in both tech and government spheres. The article's exaggerated portrayal serves to underscore anxieties about the erosion of democratic norms and the rise of authoritarian tendencies in governance and technology use.