Entities mentioned:
- Andrew Cuomo: Power, Control, Revenge
- Women Voters: Freedom, Self-preservation, Wariness

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 5/100
Bias Rating: 65/100 (Lean Right)
Sentiment Score: 30/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 75/100 (Authoritarian Tendencies)

Bias Analysis:
The satire appears to lean right, mocking a prominent Democratic politician. However, as pure satire, it's not intended to be taken as factual reporting.

Key metric: Voter Participation and Trust in Electoral Process

As a social scientist, I analyze that this article is entirely satirical and not based on real events. The absurd claim of a politician subpoenaing private medical records of non-supporters is clearly meant as humor. This type of satire, while potentially amusing to some, could potentially impact public trust in the electoral process if misinterpreted as factual. It plays on fears of political overreach and invasion of privacy, which could contribute to voter anxiety or apathy if taken seriously.