Entities mentioned:
- Supreme Court: Justice, Power, Self-respect
- Chief Justice John Roberts: Indignation, Professional pride, Control
- Justice Sonia Sotomayor: Justice, Duty, Righteousness
- Rehnquist Court: Legacy, Influence, Justice

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 30/100
Bias Rating: 45/100 (Center)
Sentiment Score: 35/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 40/100 (Generally Democratic)

Bias Analysis:
The article maintains a centrist position by mocking both the Court's perceived defensiveness and public criticism. It doesn't lean strongly towards either political side, instead focusing on the broader dynamic between the institution and its critics.

Key metric: Trust in Government Institutions

As a social scientist, I analyze that this satirical article humorously reflects growing public scrutiny and criticism of the Supreme Court. The fictional ruling suggests a defensiveness among justices, potentially indicating real-world tensions between the Court and public opinion. This satire could impact trust in government institutions by highlighting perceived disconnects between the Court and the public, while also serving as a form of social commentary on the relationship between judicial authority and public accountability.