Entities mentioned:
- Steven Williams (Frito-Lay CEO): Influence, Greed, Self-preservation
- Donald Trump: Power, Recognition, Greed
- Frito-Lay: Influence, Self-preservation, Competitive spirit

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 45/100
Bias Rating: 35/100 (Lean Left)
Sentiment Score: 30/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 55/100 (Mixed/Neutral)

Bias Analysis:
The article leans left in its critique of corporate influence on the Trump administration. The satirical nature and choice of language (e.g., 'blatant bribe') indicate a critical stance towards both the corporation and the president.

Key metric: Corporate Influence on Government

As a social scientist, I analyze that this article highlights the concerning practice of corporate influence on government through extravagant gifts and donations. The presentation of a gold Funyun to President Trump by Frito-Lay's CEO, coupled with a significant donation pledge to Trump's future presidential library, suggests an attempt to curry favor for potential regulatory benefits. This behavior undermines democratic processes and raises ethical questions about the relationship between big business and government. The article's satirical tone serves to critique this practice, drawing attention to the potential corruption and conflict of interest in such interactions.