Entities mentioned:
- Donald Trump: Power, Control, Recognition
- Tom Sandoval: Self-preservation, Recognition, Ambition
- Brittany Trumble: Professional pride, Loyalty, Influence
- Ariana Madix: Revenge, Justice, Self-respect
- Raquel Leviss: Ambition, Recognition, Competitive spirit

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 30/100
Bias Rating: 40/100 (Lean Left)
Sentiment Score: 35/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 55/100 (Mixed/Neutral)

Bias Analysis:
The article leans slightly left, mocking Trump's use of pardons and associating him with trivial celebrity culture. The satirical nature and choice of target suggest a critique of right-wing politics, though presented through absurdist humor.

Key metric: Public Trust in Government

As a social scientist, I analyze that this article, while satirical, highlights the potential for abuse of presidential pardoning powers and the trivialization of important governmental functions. The fictional scenario of pardoning a reality TV star for personal indiscretions suggests a blurring of entertainment and politics, which could erode public trust in government institutions and processes. This type of content, even as satire, may contribute to public cynicism about the integrity of political leadership and the proper use of executive powers, potentially impacting the broader metric of public trust in government.