Entities mentioned:
- Donald Trump: Power, Recognition, Self-preservation
- Vladimir Putin: Power, Control, Influence
- Nayib Bukele: Power, Control, Ambition
- Benjamin Netanyahu: Power, Influence, Self-preservation
- Recep Tayyip Erdoğan: Power, Control, Influence
- Viktor Orbán: Power, Control, Nationalism

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 30/100
Bias Rating: 20/100 (Extreme Left)
Sentiment Score: 25/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 70/100 (Authoritarian Tendencies)

Bias Analysis:
The article exhibits extreme left bias through its highly critical and satirical portrayal of Trump and other right-wing leaders. It uses exaggerated language and fictional scenarios to mock and delegitimize these figures, clearly aligning with left-leaning political views.

Key metric: Democratic Institutions Strength

As a social scientist, I analyze that this satirical article highlights concerns about the erosion of democratic norms and institutions in the United States. By portraying Trump as eagerly associating with authoritarian leaders, it suggests a worrying trend towards authoritarianism in US politics. The casual discussion of 'killing with total impunity' and leaders installing themselves as 'dictator for life' underscores fears about the potential abuse of power and disregard for democratic processes. This narrative, even in satire, reflects and potentially reinforces public anxieties about the state of American democracy and its global standing.