Entities mentioned:
- Andrew Cuomo: Power, Self-preservation, Influence
- Female New Yorkers: Wariness, Indignation, Self-respect

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 30/100
Bias Rating: 40/100 (Lean Left)
Sentiment Score: 30/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 45/100 (Mixed/Neutral)

Bias Analysis:
The article leans slightly left, mocking a Democratic politician. However, the criticism is based on widely reported allegations, not partisan attacks.

Key metric: Political Stability Index

As a social scientist, I analyze that this satirical headline plays on the real-world sexual harassment allegations against former New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. The article's framing suggests a desperate attempt by Cuomo to maintain power and influence despite his tarnished reputation. This could potentially impact the Political Stability Index by highlighting ongoing tensions in state politics and public trust in elected officials. The satirical nature of the piece reflects public sentiment and media treatment of the Cuomo scandal, potentially influencing public opinion and political discourse.