Entities mentioned:
- Department of Justice: Control, Power, Loyalty
- Donald Trump: Power, Control, Revenge
- Pam Bondi: Loyalty, Power, Control
- Lindsey Graham: Loyalty, Power, Influence
- Joe Biden: Justice, Duty, Legacy

Article Assessment:
Credibility Score: 15/100
Bias Rating: 20/100 (Extreme Left)
Sentiment Score: 10/100
Authoritarianism Risk: 90/100 (Totalitarian Risk)

Bias Analysis:
The article exhibits extreme left-wing bias through its hyperbolic portrayal of the Trump administration and use of inflammatory language. It presents an unrealistic scenario without credible sources, using satire to criticize right-wing policies.

Key metric: Rule of Law Index

As a social scientist, I analyze that this article, if factual, would represent a severe deterioration in the US Rule of Law Index. The described actions of removing all mentions of justice, fairness, and integrity from the Department of Justice website and firing employees associated with civil rights legislation would significantly undermine the principles of checks and balances, equal treatment under the law, and protection of fundamental rights. Such actions would likely lead to a drastic decline in the US's standing in global rule of law rankings, potentially placing it closer to authoritarian regimes. This would have far-reaching implications for democratic institutions, civil liberties, and international relations.